Musician Noah Kahan had his wallet stolen while at LaGuardia airport in New York over the weekend. He says the thief later used his credit cards to make purchases at a Kentucky football game.
The singer chided the fan’s reckless spending in a public evisceration on social media.
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Kahan took to Instagram to detail the situation.
“I was in LaGuardia airport today and somebody stole my wallet and is currently flying with it to Louisville, Kentucky,” he recounted on Friday. “I hope you’re having a nice flight… All good, they took the wallet. I wanted to let them know a couple of things about it.
“Like most people, I keep money in my wallet. Unlike most people, I take all my s—- into my wallet. So, if you’ve held the wallet today, there’s a 95% chance you have my disgusting, hemorrhoidal poop all over your hands…
“Just wanted to make sure you knew that. There’s about $500 total… So, you’re eating my poop, and you have no money.”
| Noah via Instagram stories: “To the thief who stole my wallet” pic.twitter.com/lMdqSJw0Lg
— Noah Kahan Nation (Live From Fenway) (@NoahKahanNation) October 25, 2024
It didn’t take him long to find out how the thief planned to use the stolen funds!
Noah Kahan says his credit card was used at a Kentucky football game.
After seeing the card used at Kroger Field, Kahan concluded that the stolen funds were likely used recklessly to purchase overpriced hot dogs at the concession stands.
If it was, indeed, used at Kroger Field, a few alcoholic beverages were warranted, too.
The Wildcats lost at home to Auburn after blowing an early 10-0 lead to the SEC cellar dwellers, giving the Tigers their first win in conference play.
Kentucky scored those 10 points in the first seven minutes of play before being held scoreless throughout the remainder of the football action.
Hopefully, the fan got his or her money’s worth.
Kahan didn’t seem too heartbroken over the thievery though he did ask that the wallet be returned at the earliest convenience. We’ll see if his stolen items turn up following the online pleas.
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Noah Kahan Chides Thief Who Stole His Wallet For Reckless Spending At Kentucky Football Game
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